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kriti sharda
Female
33 years old
raipur
India

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JOB: College
SMOKE: No
DRINK: No
RELIGION: Hindu
BODY TYPE: Slim/Slender
LANGUAGE: English
EDUCATION: High School
PETS: I Dont Like Pet (s)
LIVING: With Parents
MEMBER SINCE: 14/12/2007
STAR SIGN: Pisces
LAST LOGIN: 15/12/2007 07:30:42
MY RATING: 0.00
Full Name: kriti sharda

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writing
dancing
drawing
there are my
passions

dhoom
dhoom2
waqt
k3g
check de india
hey baby
dhammal
dhol
aap ka suroor
old movie is only one that i like is
masoom

fav songs
never stay fix
rajasthani,panjabi songs
clasical
and all rock songs
my be bolywood songs some are here crazy kiya re,mast kalandar,dardh-e-disco,savarya,tera bin

i like all romantic book
and
other
books
of my school
and rest book i hate them a lot







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Displaying 5 out of 13 comments
10/03/2009 10:38:32
Smile ON THia BirthDAy ......!



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10/03/2009 10:37:51
*While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.

*He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.

*He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.

*Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

*"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.

*"Allow me to demonstrate."

*Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

*"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:

*your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

*Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"

*"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam.

*He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

*Bush nods: "Yes Mr.

*President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

*Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test.

*Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

*"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

*Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

*Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

*Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours,but nobody can *come up with an answer.

*Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

*"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

*Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

*Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir!

*I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"

*And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, Stupid

..
it's Manmohan Singh!"



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10/03/2008 08:52:26
happy birthday,,,,,,,,,can v frnds



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10/03/2008 05:24:07
hi kriti,i m vijay frm jaipur,would u like 2 b my friend?Happy birthday Kriti



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09/03/2008 21:26:19
happy birthday



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