29/08/2007 07:03:41

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

29/08/2007 07:03:06

 Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

29/08/2007 07:02:16

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SHAKIN DAT ASS!!

29/08/2007 07:01:20

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( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!

28/08/2007 17:14:17

hiiiiiiiii whos this? by the way thanks for praising my name

28/08/2007 11:36:22

Yaad ata hai bohut woh guzra hoa zamana
Woh School ki life woh bachpan ka yarana
 
Left rite kehtay hoey hathon ko uthana
woh Iqbal ki dua woh asambli ka taranaa
 
Woh ghanti bajtay he classes say nikalna
woh lunch mai ja kar cholay chaat kahana
 
woh gurmiyon ki chUTion mai ghumnay ko jana
woh mastian karna aur mouj manana
 
woh tapti hoi dhoop mai cricket khailna
woh ratoon ko der tuk jagna
her khuff say azad zindagi guzarna
woh baat baat par Ammi say zid karna
woh ghaltioon pay maasomiat say sorry karna
woh ghusay mai Ammi ka dantna
aur raat mai Abbu say shikayetain karna
woh har shaam ko apnay time par ghar say nikalna
aur mohallay mai cricket khailna
maghrib hotay he ghar ko loutnaa
werna dadi ji say jhaar sunnna
 
woh dadi ko baat baat par satana
aur dadi ka shafqat say samjhana
 
woh raat ko homework k waqt bahanay karna
aur class mai miss ka murgha banana
 
woh subha mai Ammi ka humko UThana
aur hamara Ammi ko kahaniya Sunanaa
 
Late school pohchnay par Madam ka jhaar pilana
aur kehna Madam ka kal Ammi ko bulana
 
woh Ammi Abbu ka be ghurz pyar
woh chacha phopho ka dular
woh sharatain woh kahaniyan
lougoon ka jin ko kehna shetaniyan
 
mour kar dekhta hoo tu sochta hoo k
kiya zamana tha woh jo guzar gaya
 
woh zamana kitna suhana tha
waqai kia zamana tha waqai kia zamana tha

28/08/2007 09:19:37

on another site . .sorry to have kept u waitin

28/08/2007 09:15:36

nopes i ;m chatting . .

28/08/2007 09:11:09

oh kittu, my profile gives full details na

28/08/2007 09:05:13

HI