Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips! Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip? Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) Religious - oh god. oh god.