05/06/2008 13:33:07

i am also f9 wht u do & ur name

05/06/2008 06:46:15

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  how  r  u

24/05/2008 16:28:16

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.




Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.



Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.



Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"



Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.



Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.



Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.



Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.



Father: A banker provided by nature.



Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.



Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.



Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.



Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.


Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death


Prayer is not a spare wheel that you pull out when YOU ARE IN TROUBLE
It is a steering wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout your life

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....

Never believe what the lines of your hand predict about your future, because people who don't have hands also have a future... Believe in yourself

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

26/04/2008 06:51:10

same to u

23/04/2008 14:09:14

chal nice talking wd u g2g now sya later ok bye..tc

23/04/2008 14:08:36

yes i miss vada pav nd pav bhaji nd pani poori ..

23/04/2008 14:06:14

same here i luv 2 stay in india ..

23/04/2008 14:04:27

yes just money money money india ke laisi pani poori nhi milegi idher

23/04/2008 14:03:14

africans and mexicans r maid and workers here ..

23/04/2008 14:01:28

racialism is 4 african nd mexican ppl there life is so hard.