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1. Whine 2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get mad when you are believed. 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior. 4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening. 5. Whine. 6. If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost super-human level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep, it's because he i... Read More

There was a young lady from france who got on a bus in a trance everyone f***** her apart from the conductor but he came twice in his pants.... Read More

Scientists created a new invention that could reduce the pain of giving birth. It gave some of the pain that the mother felt to the father. This was there first experiment: One day a woman came who was in labor. They hooked the machine up to her and the other end to her husband. As soon as she started feeling pain they started transferring it to the husband. They gave him 10% of the pain. He didn't feel anything. They gave him 20%. He still felt fine. 30%. No pain. 40%. Pain free. 50%, 60%... Read More

Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning? woman:unfertilized Guy:my place or yours?? Woman:both,I'll go to mine and you'll go to yours! Guy:is this seat empty? Woman:yeah,and this one will be if you sit down! Guy:Hey baby whats your sign? Woman:Do not enter Guy:I would go to the end of the world for you! Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there? Guy:If I saw you naked,I'd die happy! Woman:If I saw you naked,I'd probably die laughing. Guy:Have I seen you somepla... Read More

The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautiful... Read More

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