Female comebacks!
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Posted On 15/09/2008 07:24:45 by Founder
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Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning? woman:unfertilized Guy:my place or yours?? Woman:both,I'll go to mine and you'll go to yours! Guy:is this seat empty? Woman:yeah,and this one will be if you sit down! Guy:Hey baby whats your sign? Woman:Do not enter Guy:I would go to the end of the world for you! Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there? Guy:If I saw you naked,I'd die happy! Woman:If I saw you naked,I'd probably die laughing. Guy:Have I seen you someplace before? Woman:Yeah,that's why I don't go there anymore! Guy:what do you do for a living? Woman:I'm a female impersonator. Guy:your body is like a temple! Woman:Sorry,there are no services today.
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