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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with deskwork. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several time... Read More

There was an old man from Purdue whose limericks stopped on line two.

Which is heavier, 20 pounds of rocks or 20 pounds of sugar? Their both 20 pounds! doy!

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? time to get a new watch! or, Time to realize that would never happen!... Read More

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