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The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are....
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In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted. In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law is prohibited. In Russia, everything is prohibited, even if permitted by law. In France, everything is permitted, even if prohibited by law. In Switzerland, everything that is not prohibited by law is obligatory....
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Your family's so poor, when you go to KFC you have to lick other peoples fingers!
Proverbs ''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.'' ''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!'' ''Man who run behind car get exhausted'' ''Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day'' ''Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.'' ''Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok'' ''Man with one chopstick go hungry.'' ''Man who scratches #### should not bite fingernails.'' ''Man who eat many prunes get good run for mon...
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Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good of man. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. OSAMA BIN LADEN: That chicken knew nothing of its mission (ha ha ha) only that it would be a martyr. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justif...
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