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Birthday
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:30:48 by Founder
Q: How can I protect myself from evil? A: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a common word, or a date like your birthday.... Read More


Earlier revisions
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:30:47 by Founder
Q: Why does God allow evil to happen? A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revisions.... Read More


It's tedious
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:30:46 by Founder
Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life? A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.... Read More


More complicated
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:30:43 by Founder
Q: What is the purpose of the universe? A: God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then the users and managers demanded he tack senseless features onto it and now everything is more complicated and expensive than ever.... Read More


Maintenance phase
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:30:43 by Founder
Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended? A: That was the development phase of the project, now we are in the maintenance phase.... Read More


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