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The most dangerous organization in America today is: a) The KKK. b) The American Nazi Party. c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club.... Read More

Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them. DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc. DOS with QEMM: Same as DOS, but with more leg room for pushing. Macintosh: All the flight attendants, captains and baggage handlers look the same, act the same and talk the same. Every time you ask a question, you are told you don't need to know, don... Read More

1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices. 2. Hey folks, we're going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you can recognize where we are, tell your flight attendant and receive an extra pack of peanuts. 3. Our loss of altitude allows a unique close up perspective of the local terrain. I assure you that it's all part of our airline's new commitment to make your a... Read More

Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination.

Why mathematicians are afraid drive a car? Because the width of the road is negligible comparing to its length.... Read More

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