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When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Denver Broncos = Denver Donkeys Kansas City Chiefs = Kansas City Griefs Los Angeles Raiders = Los Angeles Faders San Diego Chargers = San Diego Rechargers Seattle Seahawks = Seattle Weehawks Cincinnati Bengals = Cincinnati Plaingels Cleveland Browns = Cleveland Clowns Houston Oilers = Houston Spoilers Pittsburgh Steelers = Pittsburgh Reelers Buf... Read More

Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half-hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses. Throw away a hundred-dollar bill-now. Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carryin... Read More

Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken? A: For using fowl language.

Last spring, a friend of mine was watching a segment on television about women tennis players being groped by their coaches. After hearing that, my friend began to think that maybe he should start coaching women's tennis. Oh sure, he knows nothing about coaching tennis, but I bet that he could feel his way through it.... Read More

Recently overheard in a doctor's waiting room: I used to watch golf on television, but the doctor said that I needed more exercise - So, now I watch tennis.... Read More

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