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Q: Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? A: Because there is no atmosphere!

Q: Why are baseball players so cool? A: They always have their fans there!

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.... Read More

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!... Read More

Q: Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? A: It has two bytes and no memory.

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