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Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A. Polaroid’s.

Q. Why are women are like tires? A. There's always a spare.

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass? A. A Mechanic.

Q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A. Pimp.

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