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Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q. Why does the bride always wear white? A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that color?

Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy? A. Nobody eats parsley.

Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS? A. Nothing.

Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist? A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.... Read More

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