Seatbelt broken? Belted by the neck. New TV too big for the old cabinet?
No bottle opener?
Room too dark? Electrical problem? Car stereo stolen? Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
No ice chest? Can't read the ATM screen?
Car imported from the wrong country? Satellite go out in the rain?
No coffee warmer? Wiper motor burned out?
What the ????? Display rack falling over? Desk overloaded? Exhaust pipe dragging? Cables falling behind the desk?
--------------------------------------------------------------
To love someone is one thing, to be loved is another, to be loved by the one you love is everything.