Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do. Mom: Phir tumne jaga di? Kid: No. Mom: Q? Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
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Larki apne B.F. se: Mera Bacha! Mera Shoonu! Mera Gugluu! Shadi Karo Gey? Bolo Baby …
B.F.: Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
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"Rang De Basanti" movie Dekh k Santa ko bahut gussa aaya
Friend asked: Why are you so angry?
Santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di.
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Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
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Lalu Bus k ooper khara tha Rastay main Toofan aaya Dhoti urr gai Phir Bijli Chamki Lalu: Ek to hamaar Dhoti Chin li Ooper se Sasura Photo Let ho hiiiiiiiiiii dear kaisa hai
