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POSTED BY: naveen007 on 21/03/2009 18:28:06


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An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
 
A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named. When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'
 
The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'
 
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech. 'And they say Kashmir belongs to them........ ......... ......... ......... ......... .....
 
This is one mail I recommend to be shared with 'ALL INDIANS'.... .... Including the world at large!
JAI HIND !!!!!!!




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POSTED BY: Alishh on 21/03/2009 18:49:49


Not a fact!!!

a bad attempt of copying

correct joke one was like this


An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the
United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

A representative from Palestinian began:

"Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses.

When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought,

'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.

An Israeli had stolen them."

The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted,

"What are you talking about? The Israeli weren't there then."

The Palestinian representative smiled and said

"And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."



and this mail was wandering on the internet since last year, 2008

as a joke .. fun stuff

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POSTED BY: Alishh on 21/03/2009 18:59:25



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POSTED BY: naveen007 on 21/03/2009 19:02:53


MAY BE U R WRONG

:MAY BE ITS OLD

BUT ITS FACT :TEASE:





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POSTED BY: Alishh on 21/03/2009 19:06:09



naveen007 wrote:

MAY BE U R WRONG

:MAY BE ITS OLD

BUT ITS FACT :TEASE:


its not fact

you are wrong!!!!

it was joke 'bout Palestinian and Israeli

that's it





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POSTED BY: naveen007 on 21/03/2009 19:06:12


AAP PAKI SE HO KYA?





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POSTED BY: Alishh on 21/03/2009 19:06:58



naveen007 wrote:

AAP PAKI SE HO KYA?






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POSTED BY: naveen007 on 21/03/2009 19:08:21



Alishh wrote:


naveen007 wrote:

AAP PAKI SE HO KYA?


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POSTED BY: Alishh on 21/03/2009 19:10:22


mei paki se nhi,        pakistan se hun





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