1. You can flirt with whoever you want. 2. You don’t have hang around with his boring friends. 3. You can date a different boy every day of the week. 4. You don’t have to laugh at his rubbish jokes. 5. You don’t have to waste your hard-earned cash on Valentine’s Day gifts. 6. You never have to pass up a hot new date opportunity. 7. There’s more time for hanging out with your friends. 8. No one sulks when you spend all of Saturday at the shops. 9. You don’t have to worry if he’ll get on with your friends. 10.You don’t have to buy him a birthday present– or pretend to like what he gets you. 11.You never have to watch boring football/bands/computer games (unless you like that sort of thing of course). 12.You don’t have to stop your Dad having that embarrassing ‘are you respecting my daughter’ chat with anyone. 13.You never get stubble rash from too much ‘snogging’. 14.When you go to the cinema you can watch slushy romances instead of yawn some action flicks. 15.You don’t have to pretend his Mum’s cooking is delicious 16.Your friends never get angry that you’re leaving them out. 17.You don’t waste your phone credit on mushy text messages. 18.Your Mum won’t insist on explaining the ‘birds and bees’ to you again 19.You can eat onions for lunch without panicking about bad breath. 20.You can please yourself. Yay!.............
