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Poetic
Posted On 21/02/2009 07:52:21 |
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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My sweetheart, My kuchikoo, My nonumonu, My golumolu, My darlng, My cutipie, My jaanu, My lovely, My hertbeat, My sweetst
DOLL
Is missng.
Dikhe to batana..
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Night was dark, moon was high, Boy stopd his bike,
Girl asked him y, he came clos 2her, She felt shy.
He went near her & told her 2 words..
PETROL KHATAM.
I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make u smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for u.
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Not the lack of love, But the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
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Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... I get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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Friends r like stars. U can't always see them, But u know they are always there 4 you...
maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi, meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi, eh khuda do pal ki zindagi aur dede, meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi... ................................................... Zaroori to nahin jeene ke liye sahara ho Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara ho Kuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain... Zaroori to nahin ke har Kashti ka koi kinara ho.... ................................................... humne socha shayad sirf hum chahate hai aapko, par aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla. dil ne kaha shikayat kare khuda se, par woh bhi aapko chahne wala nikla... ................................................... Raat hui jab shaam ke baad, Teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad. Humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha, par teri aawaz aayi har saans ke baad...
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain, Aapke sms bhi din raat hain, Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo, Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
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Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say But, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! How did u find me
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Life without u is impossible, U r in my breath and blood. I cant stay for a second without u, If u r not there i am dead Oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can't. Waiter : Then does it really matter?
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Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
*********** Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much. ***********
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? ***********
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. ***********
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing? ***********
Lady   ; : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady   ; : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take This train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
*********** Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again? Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and The game went into extra time.
*********** Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
*********** A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a Commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have A scotch and soda." ***********
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in Two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won't. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. 'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist. 'How long has what been going on?' said the man. ***********
Girl : Do you love me? Boy : Yes Dear. Girl : Would you die for me? Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! This is no time for superstitions. ***********
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first. ***********
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card. ***********
Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, Shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!" "That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in to the living room and tell me about it." "Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."
Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf Tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.
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Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte, Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte, Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare, Jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte...
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Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen, Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen, Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan, Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan.
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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, Kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo, Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, Kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya Chain se so raha tha main odhe kafan majar par Yahan bhi satane aa gaye, kisne pata bata diya
Zindagi
Posted On 27/09/2008 10:19:48 |
Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi, Mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi. Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain, Woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.
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