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I Quit Drinking
Posted On 05/08/2010 15:25:28 by meetme07

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time. The man replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, I don t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.

The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... Oh, no, he, said, Everyone s fine - both my brothers are alive . The only thing is I just quit drinking...!!!




Swimming pool
Posted On 14/04/2009 15:08:16 by meetme07

A sardar has two swimming pools, one with full of water & other is without water. Why?

The pool without water is for those who don't know swimming.




Long Journey
Posted On 12/04/2009 12:04:09 by meetme07

1) A person travelling by train was taking ticket for next station and from that station to next station & so on.............Another passenger asked from him, "Why didn't u take the ticket for the final destination?" 

He replied: "Because doctor advised me to avoid from Long Journey"

2) Q: Whats the difference between a Fly & a Mosquito ?

    A: A fly can fly but a mosquito can't mosquito.




Exam
Posted On 10/04/2009 14:59:40 by meetme07

4 Students next day exams ke liye preparation nahi kar paye to unhone bahana banane ka planning kiya. Apne cloth mein grease & petrol lagake Principal ke pas gaye aur kaha "Sir, hum log prepare nahi ho sake kyonki night mein function se returning ke time car ka tyre burst hogaya tha aur car ko push karte karte ghar wapas aane mein late ho gaya.

Principal: Ok, you can attend your exams tomorrow.

Next day, Principal ne kaha ki srif 4 students hain, isliye sabhi alag alag room mein exam denge.

Is baar paper mein sirf 2 questions the

Q1: Whats your name ?     ............ 1 Mark

What was Q2 of 99 marks ??????

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Q2: Which tyre burst ??




Santa Banta
Posted On 14/03/2009 11:41:57 by meetme07

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush

Santa was very sad, someone asked, what happened? 

Santa: I have given my friend 3 Lac Riyals for plastic surgery, now i can't  recognise him....

 
Banta: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Banta : No




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