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JHONNY( JOKE)
Posted On 09/09/2007 11:14:44
A Salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, named Little Johnny, in a whisper, says, "Hello."

Salesman: "Is your mommy there?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."

Salesman: "Can I speak with her?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "She's busy."

Salesman: "Is your daddy there?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."

Salesman: "Can I speak with him?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "He's busy."

Salesman: "Is there anyone else there?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "The fire department."

Salesman: "Can I talk to one of them?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."

Salesman: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "The police department."

Salesman: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."

Salesman: "Let me get this straight: your mother, your father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"

Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're looking for me


CALL CENTRE IN BOLLYWOOD STYLE
Posted On 09/09/2007 11:10:31
If Bollywood Film star work for call centers..... ...   Imagine the calls.
 
 
Amitabh

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.  
 
 

Dharmendra

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg. .
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa.......
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna
   
 

Shatru

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh. .. seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!! !  
 
 
 
Asrani

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa  
 
 
 
Kestu Mukherji

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye. ...
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...
 
 
 
Bindu

Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
Customer: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. ....  
 
 
 
Shakti

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu... mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..  
 
 
 
Mehmood

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...  
 
 
 
Ajit

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de denge to hamein manage kaun karega....
 
 
 
Gabbar

Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai
 
 
 
Prem Chopra

Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle  
 
 
 
Rajkumar

Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...
 
 
 
And at last ............ ......
 

 
Shahrukh

Shahrukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....   


AMAZING TRUTHS
Posted On 08/09/2007 07:33:52
Dearest Friends


The Most Selfish " 1 " letter
word.



" I " --->  Avoid It

The Most
Satisfying " 2 " letter words.


" We " ---> Use It..

The Most
Poisonous " 3 " letter word.



" Ego" --->  Kill
It..


The Most Used "
4 " letter word.


  " LOVE " -->  Value
It.



The Pleasing " 5
" letter words.


 " SMILE
"
-->Keep
It.



The Fastest
Spreading  " 6 " letter word.


"
RUMOUR "
--> Ignore
it..


The Hardest
working " 7 " Letter Word.


"SUCCESS "
-->
Achieve it..


The
Most enviable " 8 " letter word.


" JEALOUSY
"
--> distance
It..



The Most
Powerful " 9 " word letter word.


" KNOWLEDGE " --> Acquire
It.



The Most
essential " 10 " letter word


" CONFIDENCE " --
> "Trutst It.

REASONS NOT 2 VISIT A 5 STAR HOTEL
Posted On 07/09/2007 11:30:55
Reason not to visit a Five Star Hotel

Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: " tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice
tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

PRINCIPLES OF LIFE
Posted On 01/09/2007 04:10:45
* You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.

* When everything else is lost, the future stillremains.

* Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war .

* The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.

* If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.

* If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.

* Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.

* You won't get a second chance to make the first impression .

* Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.

* Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.

* If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks.

* Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.

* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

* Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything

* There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and never do, and
those who do and never think.

* Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.

* All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.

* Change your thoughts and you change your world.

* Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.

* There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advise
and those who don't take it.

* The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.

* Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right
things.

* Friendship founded on business is always better than business
founded on friendship .

LIFE BALANCE SHEET
Posted On 01/09/2007 04:06:25
life baLance sheet

Our Birth is our Opening Balance !
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Some very Good and Very bad things -
The most destructive habit....... ......... ......Worry
The greatest Joy......... ......... ......... ....Giving
The greatest loss........ ........Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... ......Self

LIVING IN 2007
Posted On 31/08/2007 06:35:33
Living in 2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.


12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list


AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

FACTS of LIFE........
Posted On 31/08/2007 06:26:15
Zindagi hai choti , har pal mein khush raho...

Office me khush reho, ghar mein khush raho..

Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho,

Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke he khush raho..


Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho..

Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...

Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho..

Jisse dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...

Jisse paa nahi sakte uske yaad mein he khush raho

MBA karne ka socha tha, S/W mein he khush raho...

Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho..

bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai,unme he khush
raho..

aane wale pal ka pata nahi..sapno mein he khush raho..

Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein he khush raho

Zindagi hai choti , har pal Khush raho

A nice description of freindship....
Posted On 31/08/2007 06:18:49
friendship Is Like... NOKIA!
Connecting People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship Is Like... SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship Is Like... CELL ONE

Changing Life Style!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship Is Like... PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!!!!!!!!!


Friendship Is Like... TAPAL
Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship Is Like... SPRITE
Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!


Friendship Is Like... PEPSI
Ask For More!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship Is Like... LG
Digitally Yours!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship Is Like... NIKE
Just Do It!!!!!!!!!

Friendship Is Like... HABIB
Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship Is Like... WAVES
Naam Hi Kafi Hai!!!!!

Friendship Is Like... BUTTER SCOTCH (hmmm)
Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!


Friendship Is Like... COCA COLA
enjoyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!