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Santa ne banta ko ek thappad mara. banta: Tune ye thappad mazaak me mara ki seriously? Santa: Seriously. Banta: To fir thik hai. Mujhe mazaak bilkul pasand nahi. 
Ek sardar ne ek ladki ko pichhese cycle se takkar mar di aur ladki gir gayi. Ladki boli:" Ghanti nahi mar sakte the kya?" Sardar ne kaha:" Puri cycle to mar di ab kya ghanti alagse maru?" 
3 Sardar ek bed par so rahe the. Unko jagah kum pad rahi th. Isliye 1 sardar bed ke niche chala gaya. To dusre sardar ne kaha: "Ab jagah ho gayi hai. To wapas bed par aaja."
Banta: Oye, tu to doctor ke pas jane wala tha, kya hua???? . . . . . . . Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga. Aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. 
Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that.
From India Mr. Santa Singh took part.
First player came from Germany.
He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.
Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.
Then comes our very own Santa Singh.
He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.
He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito flies away. Then the judge asked "Kya Santa Singh Ji, machhar to ud gya".
Santa replied, "Ud to gya, per AB kabhi baap nahi banega"
Ek Choohe ne ek sherni ko I LOVE U kaha. SHerni: Tu apni size to dekh, Jaan pyari hai ki nahi? Chooha bola: TUJH ME RAB DIKHTA HE... YAARA ME KYA &nb sp; KARU......
Dudhwala Dudh Dene 1 ghar gaya To ek ladki boli:Aajkal Dudh Bahut Patla Aa Raha Hai. Dudhwala:To Hum kya kare? Doctor se Check Up Karwao
Lady to Doctor: Mere Lips pe infection ho gaya hai,... Doctor: Kiss Kitni Bar Karti Ho??? Lady: Saal me ek baar.... Doctor: Infection nahi KAAT lag gaya Hai......
Boy-Utarona Girl-muje dar lagta hai Boy-me hu na utaro
Grl-nahi koi dekh lega Boy-koi nahi dekh raha utaro Is tarah copy karne me sharmaogi to fail ho jaogi -- ANKU
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