Understanding women

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
sudden, he said aloud.

"Lord grant me one wish". Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and
in a booming voice the lord said, "because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I
want to". The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific !! the concrete and steel...... Take a little more
time and think of another wish. The man thought for a while and finally
said, "Lord I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they
feel inside, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing' and how I
can make a woman truly happy".

After a few minutes God said "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"!!!!

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