Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL
Is missng.
Dikhe to batana..
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Night was dark, moon was high,
Boy stopd his bike,
Girl asked him y, he came clos 2her,
She felt shy.
He went near her & told her 2 words..
PETROL KHATAM.