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Why India is Progressing ?
Posted On: 19/07/2007 08:46:42
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THE POPULATION OF INDIA IS 100 CRORES. 1,00,00,00,000
BUT 19 CRORES ARE RETIRED. -19, 00, 00,000
THAT LEAVES 81 CRORES DO THE WORK. 81, 00, 00,000
THERE ARE 25 CRORES IN SCHOOL, -25, 00, 00,000
WHICH LEAVES 56 CRORES TO DO THE WORK. 56,00,00,000
OF THIS THERE ARE 22 CRORES EMPLOYED BY THE CENTRAL GOVT, -
22,00,00,000
LEAVING 34 CRORES TO DO THE WORK. 34,00,00,000
4 CRORES ARE IN THE ARMED FORCES, -4,00,00,000
WHICH LEAVES 30 CRORES TO DO THE WORK. 30,00,00,0 00
TAKE AWAY FROM ABOVE TOTAL THE 20 CRORES PEOPLE WORK FOR STATE
GOVERNMENTS (STATE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES OFFICIALLY DO NOT WORK!)
-20,00,00,000
AND THAT LEAVES 10 CRORES TO DO THE WORK. 10,00,00,000
TOTAL UNEMPLOYED ARE 8 CRORES -8,000,00,000
AND THAT LEAVES 2 CRORES TO DO THE WORK. 2,000,00,000
AT ANY GIVEN TIME THERE ARE 1.2 CRORE PEOPLE IN HOSPITALS, -
1,20,00,000
LEAVING 80 LAKHS TO DO THE WORK. 80,00,000
NOW, ACCORDING TO INDIAN STATISTICAL INSTITUTE, THERE ARE 79, 99,998
PEOPLE
IN PRISONS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY. -79,99,998
THAT LEAVES JUST 2 PEOPLE TO DO THE WORK...
YOU AND ME!
AND CURRENTLY YOU ARE SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER READING MAILS.
SO I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN OUR COUNTRY WHO IS WORKING!
THAT'S WHY INDIA IS SURVIVING
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