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Laugh !! Laugh !!
Posted On: 18/07/2007 06:52:57
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2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat
de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki
ICICI BANK mai Job.
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a
conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what
they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour
..??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho
jaaega.....
Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya hoga....???
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar
pahunch jaate hai.
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person
asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days
time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
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