A donkey kicked SARDAAR and ran away...SARDAAR ran to catch the donkey, He saw a zebra and started beating it and said "sala,track suit pehan kar dhoka deta hai mujhe??"

Customer at SARDAAR JEE's restuarant: "SARDAAR ji soup me makhi hai."

SARDAAR JEEi: "oye dil bara kar bara,bhala makhi tera kitna soup pee jae gi??"

SARDAAR: "raati film de wich ik churail kabhi mere aage kabhi mere piche...!!!

wife: "keri film si???"

SARDAAR: "apne vivah di..."

a SARDAAR fell ill and was shivering with cold. Doctor came and asked, "what happened??"

SARDAAR's son replied..."bimaari da koi pata nahi,par baapu swaair da VIBRATION teh lagga hoya hai!!"

a teacher lecturing on population "in India,in every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a child" , a SARDAAR stands up and says "Guru di soun...unnu labbo te roko".

SARDAAR to doctor "poore jisam me kahin bhi ungali lagaon tou bohat dard hota hai". doctor suggested full body Xray.

when he checked Xray he found fracture in 'FINGER' ".

2 SARDAAR jungle me,saamne shair aagya...1 ne mitti uthai shair ki aankh me daal k bhaagne laga. 2doosra waheen khara raha.

pehla SARDAAR: "Abeeey bhaaag. . "

doosra SARDAAR: "mai kyon bhaagun?? mitti tuu ne dali hai".