Aisi Apni Wife Ho...

5'9 jiski height ho,
Jeans jisco tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein differenc slight ho,
Thodi see who quite ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid mein sab hahe side ho, side ho,
India ki padish ho,
Sas ki seva jiska khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Padoshi jab baat kara to hath mein knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dona mein kabhi na fight ho,
Milane ka baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, Tum Right Ho",
Aisi apni wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent right ho,
Agar Aisi apni wife ho,
To kya hasin life ho,
Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho, Aisi apni wife ho..................