A Sunday school teacher asked her class, “What was Jesus’ mother’s name?”

They all knew. “Mary,” they answered in unison.

The teacher then asked, “Does anyone know what Jesus’ father’s name was?”

A little kid shot up his hand and said, “Verge.”

The teacher asked, “Where did you get that?”

The little kid said, “You know, Verge n’ Mary

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Love is Photogenic, 
it needs darkness to develop.

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Messages are given to 
Those who are apart
But what shall i give
When you are in my heart.

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Girls are like roads,
More the curves,
More the dangerous they are.

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Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?

A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.

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Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?

A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.

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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?

A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

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Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!

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