09/10/2008 11:48:27

pagal yaha par naam mat likha kar aur m gp dance nahi kar rahi sayad solo dance karoooo

09/10/2008 11:44:44

jaldi bta kal aayegi kya aur aayegi to kitne baje.....

09/10/2008 11:42:52

sun muhje bhi tuhjse baat karni hai tu yahi par kar
aur ye bta kal aayegi kya col. me

09/10/2008 11:34:43

chal yahoo pe.....

09/10/2008 11:28:18

m to gayi thi par tum kyu nahi aaye m tum dono se naraz hu pta hai mene tumhara kitna wait kiya......

08/10/2008 12:41:03

Sardarji is filling up a job application He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED After much thought he writes: Yes

07/10/2008 15:30:47

boy to girl:hey if climb this coconut tree,
i can see engineering college girls
Girl: leave both the hands from there you can see medical college girls

07/10/2008 15:14:21

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes to china to find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

07/10/2008 12:03:31

1)SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = USELESS.


2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.


3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.


4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =
4 minute song in Hindi movie.


5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite
serials.


6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.


7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan


8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda


9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan


10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt


11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol


12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred
Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj
Barjataya's Film.


13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol


14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi


15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas

07/10/2008 09:17:57

hello..