Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Tell Me Properly Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Father's Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Native Place Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ? Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ? Candidate : Metric Pass Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : And What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Money Problem Sir Officer : Describe Your Personality Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : What Is It Now Candidate : My Performance....? Officer : Mp !!! Candidate : What Is That Sir..? Officer : Mentally Puncture
