Sardarji is filling up a job application He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED After much thought he writes: Yes
The moment you are in TENSION
You will lose your ATTENTION
Then you are in total CONFUSION
And you will feel IRRITATION
This may spoil your personal RELATION
Ultimately, you won't get CO-OPERATION
And get things into COMPLICATION
Then you will fail to take your health PRECAUTION
And you have to take MEDICATION
Why not try understanding the SITUATION
And try to think about SOLUTION
Many problems are solved in DISCUSSION
Which will work out better in your PROFESSION
Dont think this is just a SUGGESTION
It is also a PREVENTION
If you understand my INTENTION
You will never come again into TENSION
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes to china to find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
