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From: cutensweet
04/11/2007 15:49:19
Husband asks:

"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
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Wife replies:

" No,......
It means:
W ith
I diot
F or
E ver !!!"



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From: cutensweet
04/11/2007 15:47:47
nichey jo likha hai wo 100% sach hai..................
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hmmmmmmmm..... uppar jo likha tha wo 100% juth tha



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From: cutensweet
04/11/2007 15:45:48
kuch nahi yaar bus gane sune ja rahe hai.......tum kya kar rahi ho?



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From: rajnish
04/11/2007 15:43:45
how r u .....
aur u not online on kia ....



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From: cutensweet
04/11/2007 15:43:21
Why Students Fail In Examz:

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails b/c the year has an only 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.Balance 313 days.

Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study.Balance 263 days

8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.Balance 141 days

1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.Balance 126 days.

2hrs daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30 days.Balance 96 days.

1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means15 days.

Balance 81 days.

Exam days per year at least 35 days.Balance46 days

Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.Balance 6 days.

For sickness at least 3 days.Balance 3 days.

Movies & functions at least 2 days.Balance 1 day.

That 1 day is your birthday.



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From: rajnish
04/11/2007 15:38:53
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii



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From: Founder
04/11/2007 15:36:54
nice pic..



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From: cutensweet
04/11/2007 15:36:26
hi palak .......arey hya baat hai ...purani wali palak



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From: shantanu_singh
04/11/2007 07:24:08
I droped a coin in d sea & prayed for a smart & intelligent friend. Then God gifted U to me & said: Itne paise mein to aisa hi milega!



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From: shantanu_singh
04/11/2007 07:20:43
1. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

2. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct. Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year………………..?

3. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar;
why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

4. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal…….!!!!!!
ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

5. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

6. American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai



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