ANYONE HOME?
A Salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, named Little Johnny, in a whisper, says, "Hello."
Salesman: "Is your mommy there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."
Salesman: "Can I speak with her?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "She's busy."
Salesman: "Is your daddy there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes."
Salesman: "Can I speak with him?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "He's busy."
Salesman: "Is there anyone else there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "The fire department."
Salesman: "Can I talk to one of them?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."
Salesman: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "The police department."
Salesman: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy."
Salesman: "Let me get this straight: your mother, your father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"
Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're looking for me."
