yahhhh...i give u my gmail okie but i cant talk u this time because i have a rest,i have a class tomoro...i really sori! this my gmail. [email protected]
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend
Happy Valentines Day Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below. Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective. Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly ) : · 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones) · bike rides each duration 1 hour · trips to National Highways · 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple · Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days · Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- · 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends) · Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense) A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper. Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend) Plz NOTE: 1. Only females. 2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply. 3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions. There is more: For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc. Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected. Search,,,,,, , never ends!! Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject: Name/fresher- exp/age. Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail Note: Applications without photo will be rejected
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes to china to find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
