Joke # 19 Title: NINTH MARRIAGE Message: The middle-aged woman was to get married and she went to a very big departmental store to have a lovely pair of pants. ‘What colour of pants must I have! I’ve got to get married to – morrow!’ ‘If it is the first marriage, wear purple; if second wear orange; if third wear blue; if fourth, green: if fifth, wear white.’ ‘But supposing it is ninth?’ ‘Enquire next departmental store!’
Joke # 20 Title: GRAPE & ELEPHANT Message: If you're colour-blind, how do you tell a grape from an elephant? Stamp on it a while. If you don't get any wine, it's an elephant.
Joke # 21 Title: DRUNK DRIVER Message: The ambulance brought the young lady to the hospital in bad shape. She was scratched and was bleeding, her clothes were all torn. She was rushed into Emergency and the surgeon examined her wounds. 'What happened?' the doctor asked. 'Were you run down by a drunken driver? 'No,' she answered weakly. 'I was picked up by one.'
