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Jeevan ke kathin rasto per, Apna sath kaun nibhata hai?



Mummy/Papa????


NAHI


hHUsband/wife????


NAHI.


Frnds??????


Arey NAHI Yaar



Apni



CHAPPAL YAAR ............

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple.........................................

Ramm ka letter sita ke liye punjabi me......

Pyari Sitta,

Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi,

Laxman tannu bahut yaad karda si.

Main is Bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha haan,

Tu bilkul tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolochura

lavanga.

Main AIRTEL da postpaid le liya si, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot

GAALIYAAN kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta,

Chal koi ni maine aana ta hai hi. Taan KUTUNGA saale KANJAR nu.

Main tere naal bhi ek AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya si usme 1500 SMS free

wali scheme ha, Tu roz mere ko SMS kari.

Chinta na kari, jab bhi gal karne ko ji kare, ek miss call mar diyo.

Main yaha se tenu baat kar levenga.

Tu Mere bill di chinta na kariyo, Sugreev nu payment da jimma de ditta

21 century...

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Very less

Clear Concepts about Girls....
If u treat her nice she says"yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If u dont she says"kitna akarta hai"
If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"
If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"
If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"
If u act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she think its her right
If u dont love her she says"is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon ka saath chakar hai"
If u love her she says"peechay hi par gayaa hai"
If u dont tell her ur prob she says" u r not honest 2 me"
If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"
If u scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"
If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becuz i care"
If u break a promise she says "he does not trust u any more"
If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

I miss ma Frendzz after Graduation............

Love is Life......................

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