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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers (Rascal, Dumbass ,Bobby) happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man (Rascal) said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.' The second man (Dumbass) said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.' The third man (Bobby) said, 'My Jim was such a good lover,... Read More

A man and his wife were going on a cruise for their honeymoon. They packed their bags and got ready to go but forgot to things...Condoms and Dramamine for the man had the terrible misfortune of getting motion sickness on ships. So the man and his wife stop at the store on the way to the cruise and the man goes in to get the necessary supplies. He walks to the counter with a plenty pack of condoms and asks for the largest bottle of Dramamine available.... Read More

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree - look in window. He kisses she. She kisses he. He strips her. She strips he. He plays with she. She... Read More

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife (that's what he called her): I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and .... 18 year old secretary. When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: Dear Husband (that's what she called him): I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and... Read More

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