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Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling? A: Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q: Why did they kick the midget out of the nudist colony? A: He kept sticking his nose in everyone else's business!... Read More

There were three kids that needed a place to stay for the night. They saw a house and knocked..... A farmer answered the door and the kids asked if they could stay the night. The farmer said yes and told them to sleep in the barn but no matter what DON'T eat his wife's fresh baked pie. So the kids went to sleep. It was 5:00am when they woke up and they were so hungry that they ate the pie. On the next day the farmer was going to punish them and he told them to go pick one fruit each. So th... Read More

He laid her on the table so white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast and then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... he looked inside All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms... And then he stuffed the turkey.... Read More

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