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Q. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A. Quarter-pounder with cheese.

Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts? A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Q:what is the difference between Bill Gates and a vibrator? A:a vibrator is an artificial dick!

Q: What do you do if the washing machine breaks down A: Slap the bitch.

Q: What is the difference between a midwife and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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