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Q: What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with Rambo? A: You get a Gung-Ho Ho-Ho that, if your naughty, will be after your ass-Ho.... Read More

Q: What’s cheaper Deer nuts or Peanuts? A: Deer nuts cause they're under a buck.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.

Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.... Read More

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