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Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones.

Q. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A. Notch (not your) cheese.

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!

Q: Why can't they have sexed and drivers ed on the same day in Arkansas high schools? A: It's too hard on the mule!... Read More

Q. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A. Quarter-ponder with cheese.

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