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It has been determined. The most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.... Read More

You're so dumb, you tried to rip the lips off a chicken!

You're so fat, when you sleep over someone's house, you sleep OVER someone's house!

Acquaintance: A person you know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. Bachelor: A guy who gets to keep all his take-home pay. Pedestrian: A father who has teenagers who can drive. Honesty: The fear of being caught. Zebra: A horse prisoner.... Read More

Virginity likes bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired? Men who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch #### should not bite fingernails. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is... Read More

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