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What do you call a pretty woman in Poland? A tourist.
10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I’m not sure how long that cop car will stay lost. 9. There isn’t nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara’s will be okay too. 8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it? 7. Sara is so pretty I’ve decided to give up being bisexual just for her. 6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in m...
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10. Hey! Now there's a gift! 9. Well, well, well... 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement. 6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires. 5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious! 4. I love it - but I fear the jealousy it will inspire. 3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program. 2. To think I got this the year I vowed to gi...
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What do u call something with 4 eyes, 3 noses, 7 ears, and 2 mouths? UGLY
Your dad's bald spot is so big you could draw an H on it and call it a helicopter landing pad.
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