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A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?” “Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”... Read More

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

How many manic-depressives does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let them them cry in the dark.... Read More

Did you here about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't keep control of her pupils.

What is worst tasting, a bag of onions or porkloaf? Porkloaf, why? Because porkloaf spelled backwards is faolkrop which sounds like fowl crap.... Read More

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