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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back of the herd that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole herd is maintained or even improved by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pas... Read More

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times bef... Read More

You know you've had too much coffee when... You can type sixty words a minute with your feet Instant coffee takes too long You chew on other people's fingernails You answer the door, before people knock You sleep with your eyes open You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there You help your dog chase its tail You lick your coffeepot c... Read More

A man left a snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in sunny Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to email his wife. He could not find the scrap of paper on which his wife's email address was on so he tried his best to type it from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and the email was sent to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband died the day before, instead. When the grieving widow... Read More

What do vampires sing on New Year''s Eve? Auld Fang Syne! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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