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First we state that girls require time and money :- Girls = Time x Money And we know that time is money :- Time = Money Therefore :- Girls = Money x Money Girls = (Money)^2 And because 'money is the root of all evil' Girls = (Evil)^1/2 x (Evil)^1/2 Girls = Evil... Read More

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done. A: It all depends on the size of the grant. A: Two and a professor to take credit. A: 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 lightbulbs a day. A: I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a 0,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the work for him so he can take the credit for answering this in... Read More

Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably give it to the technician to do.... Read More

Q: How many research technicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but it'll probably take him/her three or four tries to get it right.... Read More

Q: How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.) does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Five; one to change the lightbulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.... Read More

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