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Did you hear about the bill Clinton virus? It has a seven inch hard drive but no memory.

How many Microsoft employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four, the first to ask what type of light bulb are you running? The second to ask you to reinstall it, the third to ask you to reboot your light bulb, and the fourth to say that it must be your light bulb because it running okay here.... Read More

Heard about the new Viagra computer virus? It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive!

Tech support: always they’re for you One day a guy calls tech support. This is a little like how it went... Cust: hello? TS: hello Cust: yeah, my cup holder broke and my computer is still under warranty, so I would like to get it replaced. TS: ummm cup holder? Cust: yeah cup holder... TS: ummm did you get it with a promotional offer? Cust: no TS: umm are you sure you got the right company? Cust: yeah TS: Ummm... i 'm sorry if I sound confused, because I am. Cust: well i... Read More

My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.

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