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It came before the first kernel.
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:29:35 by Founder
The Tao is like a glob pattern: Used but never used up. It is like the extern void: Filled with infinite possibilities. It is masked but always present. I don't know who built to it. It came before the first kernel.... Read More


Hold on to the root.
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:29:34 by Founder
The Tao doesn't take sides; It gives birth to both wins and losses. The Guru doesn't take sides; She welcomes both hackers and users. The Tao is like a stack: The data changes but not the structure. The more you use it, the deeper it becomes; The more you talk of it, the less you understand. Hold on to the root.... Read More


Throw away documentation and manuals
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:29:33 by Founder
Throw away documentation and manuals, and users will be a hundred times happier. Throw away privileges and quotas, and users will do the Right Thing. Throw away proprietary and site licenses, and there won't be any pirating. If these three aren't enough, just stay at your home directory and let all processes take their course.... Read More


When you over esteem great hackers
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:29:33 by Founder
When you over esteem great hackers, More users become cretins. When you develop encryption, More users become crackers. The Guru leads By emptying user's minds And increasing their quotas, By weakening their ambition And toughening their resolve. When users lack knowledge and desire, Management will not try to interfere. Practice not looping, And everything will fall into place.... Read More


Graphics blind the eyes
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:29:32 by Founder
Graphics blind the eyes. Audio files deafen the ear. Mouse clicks numb the fingers. Heuristics weaken the mind. Options wither the heart. The Guru observes the net but trusts his inner vision. He allows things to come and go. His heart is as open as the ether.... Read More


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