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Customer: I've been signed up with your service for over a week, and have not been able to connect even once because of busy signals. If I can't get any better service than that, I'm going to switch to another ISP.Tech Support: Hmmm...that shouldn't be happening. We're nowhere near maxing out our dial-up lines. Are you sure you're dialing the right number?Customer: I'm not stupid! I know my own phone number!Tech Support: Now click the 'connect' button.Customer: (modem dialing noises) Hold... Read More

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was finished with it, because he needed to keep it.... Read More

A driller, geologist and an engineer are all sentenced to death by guillotine. The driller is up first. They put his head in and asked if he had any last words, he said no. The pulled the cord and nothing happened. He was set free as if the guillotine doesn’t work you are free to go. Next up is the geologist. They put his head in and asked if he had any last words, he said no. The pulled the cord and nothing happened. He was set free as if the guillotine doesn’t work you are free to go... Read More

When users see one GUI as beautiful, Other user interfaces become ugly. When users see some programs as winners, Other programs become loss age. Pointers and Nulls reference each other. High level and assembler depend on each other. Double and float cast to each other. High ending and low endian define each other. While and until follow each other. Therefore the Guru Programs without doing anything And teaches without saying anything. Warnings arise and he lets them come; Processes are swappe... Read More

The tao that can be tar (1) ed is not the entire Tao? The path that can be specified is not the Full Path. We declare the names Of all variables and functions. Yet the Tao has no type specifier. Dynamically binding, you realize the magic. Statically binding, you see only the hierarchy. Yet magic and hierarchy Arise from the same source, And this source has a null pointer. Reference the NULL within NULL, It is the gateway to all wizardry.... Read More

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